Sorry, Pat. I'm going to have to take you out.
Actually surprisingly accurate.
|Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...|
|Your Score:||Average For All Users||Average For All Liberal Single Pink-Skinned 26 to 32-Year old Females|
|Self-Lovin'||81.82%||56.91%||51.23%||Never taken out of the packaging|
|Shamelessness||88.71%||75.85%||68.05%||Has yet to see self in mirror|
|Sex Drive||76.19%||73.32%||65.85%||Monks are envious|
|Straightness||16.67%||34.25%||17.07%||Knows the other body type like a map|
|Gayness||83.33%||74.76%||61.17%||Repressed, are we?|
|Dominant||98.33%||84.62%||81.41%||Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs|
|Submissive||73.02%||84.91%||76.54%||Bound and gagged a few times|
|Fucking Sick||90.82%||88.22%||83.74%||Refreshingly normal|
|Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0|
and see how you match up!
(By The Ferrett)
Edit: now with added sex!
And my hand *itches*.